I have peeked through David “China Bitch” Bowie’s son’s movie called “Moon”. And David’s son is called Jesus, no wait, it’s Duncan Jones, but Donny James to the ones who know him, such as undertecknad, or not?

( Yesterday was Moonday? What? It was Tuesday..  )

So, the movie is about the moon. Whatever gave me that idea? Our beloved main actor Sam Rock n’ roll well, who sure rocks well, is at our moon mooning all bypassers, such as the Simpsons green aliens and others. He moons everyone and then gags himself. And then suddenly he has 700 clones Matrix-style and everyone goes all sci-fi on your ass. And that’s about it.

( In finnish the film is called KUU, kinda catchy ey? Kuul? No? )

The movie also carries the famous voice of Kevin Spacey, you know, the one who jerked off an alien in K-pax? Or was that some hip hop group? Anyway. He stars as the voice of the very 70’s-looking talking computer on the moon, but why does the computers in the future look like they were built for some Farscape episode in the 50’s? Anyway, it has kind of an HAL9000 ring to it. Sammy does the acting very well and the story, yes the story..

The story is kinda cool, but it seems like you knew what’s gonna happen halfway through the film, but it worked either way. The sound was great, and the soundtrack was even better. Definitely a flick worth checking out. It’s way cooler than Solaris (not the new Stratovarius album, that’s called Polaris) and that british thing when a bunch of wacko’s are headed for the sun to start a hotel chain, you don’t know do you?

But hey, check out the trailer for “Moon” at the following penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twuScTcDP_Q

( Is it the moon he is watching? Or is it the large ass of a Snowleopard? Or is it the trailer link? )

So, this was this evenings’ movie review. Wanna read a review of your favourite movie, well then, hit me with a comment with the title of your fave and I’ll make it happen during the next decade! Hang in there Mooners.

The grading, what will it be..

Moon (2009) – - – - – - 4/5

//Tage – Moon boots are ugly