So, tonight, the day has finally arrived. I’m talking about the eurovision song contest. The finals. Anyone? No. Well, I don’t give a rats ass weather you care or not, I love it, and right here you can scrobble-scrabble through my thoughts on this evenings big and large and megalomaniac grande fucking finalé! Thoughts and trash talk about what’s on our eager eurovision schedule tonight!

And why am I giving you organized fuzz on this matter, well, cause of the fact that I went to Oslo to check out the first semi-final earlier this week, so I’m kinda really deep into this thing, I have to share you some shallow thoughts on the starting line up, or at least those songs and artists who need mentioning..!

Further down you can spot my official top 10 selection, but before that we shall turn our attention so some songs. Starting off with Norway, I think, no way. See, I’m kinda quick in giving critique?

One of my favourites for this years finals has gotta be the Moldova show, the saxophone thingy, the lady with the star trekky blue Leonardo ninja-turtley face. You know? Yes you do. I love the song, the act and the future violin. Catchy tune, great voices and a spectacular show. Expect greatness! My personal favourite.

And then, Cyprus, Cyprus the vyprus? No? Not official Con Air reference… Anywho, The Jared Leto guy. Lovely performance from him, but his band is kinda crap, very much like crap on a stick, but the song works, at least for the western parts of Europe. However, the entry is gonna place itself in the very bottom of the field. But I like it!

Serbia then, what’s up with his hair due? Jesus Christ. The song is kinda crappy although quite good. What do I mean? Well, let me give you an input. I don’t think it would very appropriate if the British guys would sing “London, London” or if the Finnish blondes would have gone berserk on a phrase like “Helsinki, Helsinki”. You get the point. It’s very much like Akon and dr. Dre always having to tell us what year it is in the beginning of every fucking song. 2010 yo. Jesus.

Gerogia, love the girl’s voice, love the song, love it!

Turkey is participating with a great song this year. It’s the only rock n’ rolly show that has worked so far this year. The song is great, the video is crap. But I think their stage performance will lead them to very high standings! Is it called standings? Well, you probably don’t know what I mean. Or do you? Anyway, moving on, the Russian song is probably the crappiest song of them all after the Slovenian entry, or was it Slovenia? The innocent girl with the folky dress who performed with Bon Jovi? That was like two pieces of crap on the stick of hell. But the Russian song is really fucked up. Learn some pronunciation why don’t you. Laaaaast aaan fargatteeeeen? What does it all mean..? But like every year before, it makes no difference what the Russians give us, it always ends up on the top 5.

I love the Danish entry. Cool song. Cool performance. Total lack of chemistry between the vocalists, that’s why it won’t get a good placing. Who is holding hands on the eurovision stage? C’mon. There are smarter ways to show love. Or is there? Yes. And the Israel entry. I know it will conquer a big part of Europe, but I don’t like the song. Dunno what it is. Boring perhaps, yes, that’s the word. Boring.

And the winner, who’s gonna win. Well, quite easy. Germany is gonna win. Lena has clearly got the best song, it remains to be seen how she acts on the stage. But if she comes through, she is gonna win this thing quite easily. And then I get to go to Berlin next year..! So, I’m gonna end this eurovision fuzz by posting you the winner video! Enjoy!

( Germany – Lena – Satellite )

Hope you enjoyed my eurovision song contest fuzzy bloggy woggy insert. Comments and thoughts are accepted and expected..! Cheers. Have a nice day folks, and be sure to watch the finals today!

My top 10…!

1. Germany 2. Turkey 3. Moldova 4. Serbia 5. Russia 6. Azerbaijan 7. Israel 8. Georgia 9. Romania 10. Denmark

// Tage – the eurovision fuzzer

Today was a very important day for all of the world’s inhabitants, yes it was, the tickets for the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo were released! And yes, the Tage got 2 of them. Two tickets to the first semi-final in the Telenor Arena just outside of Oslo.

Oh, happy day, the only thing remaining now is to purchase some tickets for the flight to Oslo and of course the booking of a hotel, but as for now, it doesn’t matter, I’ve got the mothafuckin’ tickets to the show..

And why did you not get tix for the finals? (you seemed to ask). Cause the Finnish contestants Kuunkuiskaajat will attend the first semi-final, and if they don’t get to the finals I would be very nolo. Cause I want to wave the Finnish flag in the audience singing “Mä laulan paska päivä…”, or however the lyrics go.. 

The first picture illustrates where the Tage and his “compagnette” will be seated. Hopefully Alex Rybak, Mr.Lordi and Chris Björkman are seated just in front of us.. < insert your favorite violin sound here >

( I bet Verka Serduchka is jealous )

I wish you a jolly day!

// Tage – The Oslo Guy