As if there wasn’t enough depression already on our minds. Now the Godforsaken snow has landed over Helsinki, and now us people gotta look at this white crap for about 7 months, God.
It feels like the autumn had a fast drop and a sudden stop, like in the ol’ west.. You don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re just acting as if you’d understand, and you don’t, wanker. It was just minutes ago when I was watching the sixth season of The Simpons that I by accident saw that there had been a snowstorm outside my window, and that is why I had to pull myself outta bed to shoot a digital painting of this hidious creation. Beacuse of the fact that you can always get something good out of fucked up stuff.
But perhaps you are one of those guys who goes, hey, it’s snowing, finally. Well screw you.
( The godforsaken Snow in Vallila )
// The Tage – You folks have a cold night now!
5.11.2009 kl. 4:02 pm
You hate snow? Seriously? Really? Oh, my Chuck Norris, FINALLY someone who’s not obsessed with snow! It looks good only on pictures. Why is that, some may ask. Well, cuz it’s true nature is covered with effects, duh?! I hate getting up early in winter. Not only do I want to sleep at least 5 more hours, but I also want to stay in the warm wrap of my sheets. And when I’ve managed to ignore my natural wishes, I go out in 6.15 am and it’s still fucking dark outside, so I gotta stare at the ground for puddles. The wind is going on against me with 50 km/h and the only thing I’m capable of thinking is “I AM FREEZING”. And then comes the stupid snow. I’m covered to my knees with it, and it feels like I’m trying to escape a quick sand. My jeans are starting to get wet, the cold water rushes through my boots and now I have to carry 1 liter of water/ice collected around my feet, so it’s more like swimming than walking. At some point I give up and think “fuck it! Who needs school today? Russia and Ukraina are probably still fighting over the gas thing, so I’m still not getting some heat.”. Then I turn around, I fall 2 or 3 times, I rip off my jacket and I go home frustrated.
So yeah, I hate snow, too. I wish you good luck, seems like u’ll need it.
5.11.2009 kl. 6:29 pm
haha! Nice description of the lovely snow-thing!
It is almost so correctly put that I’d like to agree with you.
Fuck snow.