MOON

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

So, since yesterdays movie review was such a hit all over the internet I decided to rent another one, and do another review, yey! So here goes fuck all!

I have peeked through David “China Bitch” Bowie’s son’s movie called “Moon”. And David’s son is called Jesus, no wait, it’s Duncan Jones, but Donny James to the ones who know him, such as undertecknad, or not?

I'd moon you guys, but my ass is too pale for exposing, camera exposing that is..

( Yesterday was Moonday? What? It was Tuesday..  )

So, the movie is about the moon. Whatever gave me that idea? Our beloved main actor Sam Rock n’ roll well, who sure rocks well, is at our moon mooning all bypassers, such as the Simpsons green aliens and others. He moons everyone and then gags himself. And then suddenly he has 700 clones Matrix-style and everyone goes all sci-fi on your ass. And that’s about it.

Kuu

( In finnish the film is called KUU, kinda catchy ey? Kuul? No? )

The movie also carries the famous voice of Kevin Spacey, you know, the one who jerked off an alien in K-pax? Or was that some hip hop group? Anyway. He stars as the voice of the very 70’s-looking talking computer on the moon, but why does the computers in the future look like they were built for some Farscape episode in the 50’s? Anyway, it has kind of an HAL9000 ring to it. Sammy does the acting very well and the story, yes the story..

The story is kinda cool, but it seems like you knew what’s gonna happen halfway through the film, but it worked either way. The sound was great, and the soundtrack was even better. Definitely a flick worth checking out. It’s way cooler than Solaris (not the new Stratovarius album, that’s called Polaris) and that british thing when a bunch of wacko’s are headed for the sun to start a hotel chain, you don’t know do you?

But hey, check out the trailer for “Moon” at the following penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twuScTcDP_Q

Barking at the moon?

( Is it the moon he is watching? Or is it the large ass of a Snowleopard? Or is it the trailer link? )

So, this was this evenings’ movie review. Wanna read a review of your favourite movie, well then, hit me with a comment with the title of your fave and I’ll make it happen during the next decade! Hang in there Mooners.

The grading, what will it be..

Moon (2009) – - – - – - 4/5

//Tage – Moon boots are ugly

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3 Responses to “MOON”

  1. ‘Kay…let’s see *thinks* Does the movie have to be a new one? If not, I suggest “Big Fish”. Dunno if u’ll find it with a DVD cover and all, tho, haha.

    * Kuu actually reminds me of my first german test. I was 1-st grade and I wrote “Kuuh” (which means hollow in bg) instead of “Kuhl” (with the dots over the ‘u’). The teacher wrote back “Yeah, u are hollow”. Stupid bitch.
    And now Kuu is on a whole new level. The moon is kinda cool. I haven’t watched the movie, though.

    And by the way, this was ME hitting YOU with a comment! I hope u’r not hurt or anything.

  2. jag tycker du ska lägga upp fler bilder på sturm und drang som folk inte sett förr, som typ bakstage och sånt. Som den bilden du har på Alex och Jeppe när ni hade badat till exempel.
    Hoppas mina önskningar kan uppfyllas lite i alla fall.

    Kramar !

  3. Stefani —>> I actually have Big Fish on DVD, but I’d rather review some movies that I haven’t seen. But yes, Big Fish is a great movie, I like it alot. You have had a cool german teacher :-) ).

    Linn —->> Du tycker att de skall vara mera SuD :) , mmm, gärna, men jag har inte så mycket bilder som jag inte har satt upp, eller klart att jag har bilder, tusentals av dem, men inga som är värda att publiceras, eller lämpliga för den delen :-) .. Måst hook up med dem snart igen och plåta lite vardagliga bilder på killarna, typ när Alex skottar snö osv.. :) Så skulle jag ha lite bloggmaterial.. :)

    Have a great evening both of you!

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